Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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