Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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