i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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