This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
how does that bad decision feel?
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