i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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