I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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