I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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