idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
