He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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