Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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