do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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