plz talk dirty to me
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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