Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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