I can tuck mytits in my pants
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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