Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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