i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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