The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I smell like Dick and happiness
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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