Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
