He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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