I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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