the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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