what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Randomize
