I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Just high enough for therapy.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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