At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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