I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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