We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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