You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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