If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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