"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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