Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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