I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I think people are normalizing furries
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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