In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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