Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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