Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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