I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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