Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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