wanna go halves on a baby?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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