i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
two words...techno handjob
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
My vagina is very pro this idea
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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