They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
More tranny stories later!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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