you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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