so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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