He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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