what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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