small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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