Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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