Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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