dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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