I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
No subtext here. People are naked.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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