another moral hangover. fuck.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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