we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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