There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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