Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
