im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
They took my balls.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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