I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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